Marriage is an institution of three rings. Engagement ring,
wedding ring and suffering.
I went through an expensive and painful procedure yesterday, having had my spine and both testicles removed. Still, some of the wedding presents were fantastic.
My wife’s cooking is so bad we usually pray after our food.
Q: Why doesn’t our democratic society permit a man to have 2 wives?
A: Because our laws protect us against cruel and unusual punishment.
My wife told me she needs more space. I said no problem and locked her out of
My wife and I have been married for quite a few years and my wife asked me recently to get some pills that would make sure I’d be up to some action in the bedroom again.
I brought home diet pills. Apparently very much not what she meant.